• demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

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unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via outbreak-of-heartache)

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"I wonder how many times you compared me to her."
- (via versteur)

(Source: peering, via himicaela)

teenscoolest:

you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.

(via slapping)

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via suckmyvertical)

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